Li Bai’s Poem

(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

[Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version]
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Bang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)
Drop Head Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama Version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don’t know when will die

(Bush Version)
Can’t sleep since that night
Think think where he hide?
Bomb bomb frieds will say I pai (bad)
No choice ask them go fly kite

2 Responses to “Li Bai’s Poem”

  1. Alan Says:

    Hehe…read in english..feel pelik pelik ger…

  2. JeSsIE Says:

    need to read like this only funny mah..haha..

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